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    正文 第二十二章                                                                                                             做人最怕的就是遇上醉汉，因为不管有理没理都是讲不清楚的，所以面对喝高了还在那边一个劲地和我搅合的裴总现在就是一个很难搅合清楚的人。                                                                                                             “那多不好意思，我刚刚答应了和同事一起回去来着。”                                                                                                             我脸上陪着笑，怎么说眼前这个人也可以算是一个金主啊，千万不能得罪了金主，要知道钱虽然不是万能的，但是没有钱却是万万不能的。                                                                                                             “那有什么，等会打个电话说一声不就得了，大家”                                                                                                             裴总扯着嗓子，不管我怎么挣脱都没有都不管用，看上去这老家伙是铁了心想要ga0一回老娘这种名不见经传的小dj了。                                                                                                             我自认自己脾气不算是顶好的，至少还没有到那种喜怒不行于se，或者淡定地面对一切，面对这种场景，我只觉得很蛋疼，一gu子火气蹭蹭蹭地就上来了，很想直接一脚踹在这裴总的鼠蹊部上，让他再也不能配种。                                                                                                             但是这样一来，姐姐我估计也就不需要在这个地方混下去了，但是真的很想给这个老家伙两腿来着。                                                                                                             等到我好不容易鼓起勇气想把自己的内心的想法实现的时候，一只横出来的手，握上了我那被裴总攥着不放的手。                                                                                                             “这不是裴总么？”                                                                                                             那木然的像是没有一点情绪所在的声音缓缓地响起，这个声音我多少还是有点熟悉的，听的多了，想不熟悉也不行。                                                                                                             我转头看去，果然穿的一身光鲜亮丽的李澈站在一边，他一贯没有多少的表情亲情绪起伏的脸上今天多了一点改变，他似乎也喝了不少酒，整张脸红彤彤的，呼x1重了些，隐约透着些酒气，可那一双眸子还是晶亮晶亮的，还是挺清醒的样子。                                                                                                             “哟，这不是李总么？”                                                                                                             裴总一见李澈，那脸上的肥r颤了颤，松开了一直紧攥着我不放的手，然后带着笑瞅着李澈。                                                                                                             突然的，我有一种像是在台北生活的感觉，啧啧，遍地总裁总经理跑啊，而后这些个j英分子会在路上被不是很起眼平凡的可以掉渣渣的nv人x1引，其中一定要有点误会，从nve心玩到nve身，这种剧情才是王道，小说的名字可以是《我的邪魅总裁老公》或者是《多情总裁平凡妻》。                                                                                                             多台言，多贴切！                                                                                                             可惜，一切都是小说。                                                                                                             李澈拉了我一把，把我往着身后扯了扯，用自己挡住了些裴总的视线。                                                                                                             “刚刚和客户用完餐，怎么裴总也在这？”李澈嘴角g了g，扯出了一个没多少笑意的笑容和对方寒暄着。                                                                                                             “年会年会。”裴总呵呵地笑了两声，一双眼睛探了探，试探地开了口问道，“李总和凌小姐认识？”                                                                                                             “恩，认识许久了。”李澈淡淡地应了应。                                                                                                             “那感情好，原本我还想送凌小姐回去来着，那现在这个美差就有劳李总了。”                                                                                                             裴总呵呵地笑着，那声音在这寂静的晚上听上去还有点午夜恐怖片的感觉，听的我**皮疙瘩都快要起来了。                                                                                                             “那就不劳烦裴总了。”李澈对着裴总摆了摆手，“再会！”                                                                                                             李澈拉着我往着另外一边走着，我偷偷回了一下头，看到那像是圆球一样的裴总脸上有些不甘愿，但是又无计可施的味道，然后那圆滚滚的身子往着车子里面一滚，上了车，绝尘而去。                                                                                                             “怎么着，还不乐意？”                                                                                                             李澈的声音淡淡的，他说话的时候声音一贯是清冷的，所以每次听的时候我都觉得这个男人似乎总是带着一种讽刺的味道。                                                                                                             “哼！”                                                                                                             我哼了一声，不想应对他的话，老实说对于他的突然出现还真的是有点意外的。                                                                                                             “要是不乐意，你跟上去，”李澈看了我一眼，“保证是怎么si的都不知道。”                                                                                                             你听你听，这种男人就是不知道说话的艺术，总觉得这说话的时候像是带着一g刺似的，刺得人恨不能狠狠咬他一口。                                                                                                             我也懒得和他废话，反正他也算是帮了我一回，做人要知恩图报，这一点总是没错的，我不会因为这个男人说话难听而不感激他的。                                                                                                             “你真在这边和客户吃饭？”我问，如果是真的，那还真是太巧合了点。                                                                                                             见我这么问，李澈的声音立马的又是从鼻孔里面出来了。                                                                                                             “怎么的，你还觉得我特意来给你解围不成，凌墨，别往自己脸上贴金啊！”                                                                                                             李澈那句话最后的一个尾音拉的长长的，像是在嗤笑我，自作多情或者妄自菲薄。                                                                                                             我耸肩，李澈的话都说的那么明白了，要是我再多想下去，那还真的是成了往自己脸上贴金了，现在金子多贵啊，咱也没这种本钱去贴，贴了也怕被人抢。                                                                                                             “反正都遇上了，送佛送到西。”                                                                                                             李澈的司机把车子开到了我和李澈的面前。                                                                                                             以前遇上的时候，李澈一向都是自己开车，很少见到他用司机，当然的，我很多时候我也没见到他，谁知道他是不是用司机的。                                                                                                             不过现在喝了酒，还是悠着点b较好，万一要是闹出点什么事情，一个年轻而又金g的男人的人生就彻底地玩了。                                                                                                             我从来没有去想过研究自己大学同学现在混的怎么样的问题，每年聚会的时候，基本上都是去吃一顿，和几个要好的朋友聊一通，等到差不多时间点的时候借口离开，很多同学都结了婚，有些生了小孩，满口的婚姻经还有孩子经，我总觉得自己和他们已经是完全格格不入了，至少，这种话题我g本就融入不了，我没结过婚，也没生过孩子。                                                                                                             没有想到才这么几年，李澈已经混成了一个有头有脸的人物，或者说，他原本就是一个有头有脸的人物，在大学的时候隐约还是听到过一些的，只是觉得这种离我们太远，是我们完全无法理解的，也无法触及到的生活。                                                                                                             不过能够和一个有头有脸的人同坐在一辆车上，还能够欣赏到对方醉酒模样的我还是要感到荣幸才对。                                                                                                             李澈很明显是喝高了，上了车之后就有些不耐烦的地扯松了自己脖子上的领带，然后把车窗开了半扇靠在那边完全不动弹了，闭着眼睛一声不吭的。                                                                                                             虽然冷风从外头灌进来的时候多少觉得有些冷，但对于我和李澈这两个喝了不少酒的人来说，还是b较舒坦的。                                                                                                             “凌墨……”                                                                                                             李澈低低地叫了一声，声音低沉，和之前的那薄凉而又讥屑的时候叫的完全不同，我几乎都不敢相信这两种叫法都是出自同一个人的嘴巴里面的。                                                                                                             “恩？”                                                                                                             我应了一声，r0u了r0u自己的太yanx，好想回到那千杯不醉把人灌倒的岁月里面去，果然现在是老了么？                                                                                                             “你还在等靳骐么？”李澈问着。                                                                                                             我r0u着自己太yanx的动作骤然停顿了一下。                                                                                                             “我没等。”我回他，认真无b。                                                                                                             我没等，在这几年之中，姐我虽然不至于阅人无数，但是也是有交往过人的，甚至相亲宴也吃了不少，认识了不少的男人。                                                                                                             这样子，怎么可能叫做等。                                                                                                             “哼……”                                                                                                             李澈不屑的轻哼声又响了起来，像是在嘲笑说——你g本就是一个si鸭子嘴y的人。                                                                                                             “我真没等。”我又重复了一回，我真的没等他，只是我没有遇上对的人，不然老娘早结婚了。                                                                                                             想想自己相亲的时候遇上的jq男，怎么可能不让人对男人还有婚姻失去信心，也许在别人眼中，我岁数大眼光高，但是我只是不愿意将就而已。                                                                                                             李澈睁开了眼，那一双眸子在车内那昏h的光线下显得特别的有神，像是会发光一样。                                                                                                             他的身子动了动，移近了我一些，那眸子盯着我，上上下下地打量了一下。                                                                                                             “nv人都是口是心非的生物。”李澈下了定言。                                                                                                             于是，我成了口是心非的人。                                                                                                             “如果靳骐回来了，你会怎么做？”李澈又问，他的手扣着我的下巴，不让我转开脑袋b着我直视着他的视线。                                                                                                             我不知道，这种问题谁都不可能给出一个很肯定的答案，就算是现在给了，等到真的面临上的时候，所有的答案都不管用了。                                                                                                             临场反应和模拟现场总是有差距的，所以这个问题我g本就无法作答。                                                                                                             李澈松开扣着我下巴不放的手，又重新坐回到了靠窗边。                                                                                                             “承认吧，你就是忘不掉他的。”李澈轻笑了一声，“就是因为你一直忘不掉，所以你一直见不到别的男人对你的好。”                                                                                                             也许吧……                                                                                                             对于李澈的说辞，我不反驳也不回应，我只承认如果当年靳骐留下了一个理由给我的话，我想，我不会记得他那么久，早晚都是会像忘掉之前男友一样忘掉他。                                                                                                             很多男人真的挺可怕的，因为他们把nv人的心理掌控的很好，无法完结，所以也无法忘却。                                                                                                             “有时候我真的挺为李澈感到可怜的。”林淼淼啧啧了两声，咬着c在杯子上当装饰用的柠檬片，那酸涩度让她一下子皱紧了眉头。                                                                                                             “怎么说？”我问。                                                                                                             “追一个nv人追了那么多年还没上手的，不是可怜是什么？”林淼淼反问。                                                                                                             “啊？”我有些惊讶，“谁？”                                                                                                             林淼淼摆出一种“让我si了算了”的表情，伸出了手指指向我。                                                                                                             “我？”我震惊无b，“你开玩笑？”                                                                                                             李澈追我？天呐，2012提前来临了吧，所以神马幻觉都出来了。                                                                                                             正文 第二十三章                                                                                                             我觉得林淼淼大约幻觉了，在我看来，这种事情完全不可能发生，不过更大的可能是她喝高了。                                                                                                             到了午夜，两个人都已经微醺状态的时候结束了，姐们只是单身而已，又不是酒鬼，而且nv人喝的醉醺醺的话，b较容易出事情。                                                                                                             除却了夏天的时候，这个城市很多时候的夜晚都是有点清凉的，尤其是在这种深秋的夜晚。                                                                                                             午夜的时候计程车也b往常少了很多，好不容易出现一辆计程车，我当然是让住的b我更偏僻一点的林淼淼先走，临走的时候还不忘记下计程车的车牌号，反正小心驶得万年船总是没有错的。                                                                                                             被夜晚的风一吹，原本还有点醉意的完全消失不见了，不见计程车来，这边公交车站最晚的一班车也只到十一点半，而且还是不到我住的地方的。                                                                                                             没有见到计程车，我只好先慢慢地走着，等到有计程车出现的时候再拦下来。                                                                                                             这条路多少有点僻静，草木丛生，y郁寂静，这条路段在这个城市里面还有不少的传言，因为这条路有一条岔口是万松岭，即便是在白天看上去就y测测，到了晚上的时候越发显得y森可怕。                                                                                                             我也是第一次在午夜时分走这条路，果然还是如传闻中一样，y森的可怕，走的多了只觉得自己身后有gu子冷气从尾椎骨一直一直往上冒着，一直到了脊椎骨才肯停了下来。                                                                                                             果然还是要有一辆计程车出现的呀，要是再这么走下去，只怕不是自己被自己吓si就把别人给吓着了。                                                                                                             我停下了脚步，看着来时的路，幽暗的像是一张大口，怎么看怎么让人觉得可怕，要是现在有个人从那种y郁的街景下走过来，我一定会高声尖叫的吧。                                                                                                             看，就像是那远远开来的车子，那亮着的车灯，有那么几秒时间我的脑海里面闪过了一些恐怖电影的情节。                                                                                                             唔，幻想力太好这也不是一件很好的事情，感觉特别恐慌啊。                                                                                                             那是一辆兰博基尼，华丽的用我一辈子的工资都买不起的价值所在，每次在街上看到这种豪华车的时候，我内心总是会演变的特别邪恶，恨不能从自己口袋里面m出钥匙，在那车身上狠狠地划出一道刮痕来，又或者掰下大奔和小宝的标志x物件，互换一下，g脆让大奔不保修，小宝不给管的，这种感觉，多帅气。                                                                                                             我终于发现，其实年纪越长，我还真的越来越发的bt了起来，明明当年的我是一个纯良的孩子啊。                                                                                                             这高级车的车速还真有点委屈它的价位，并没有那么的高，开的很稳当，像是刻意维持着这么一个速度。                                                                                                             我看着车子从我身边经过，靠我这边的是副驾驶座，座位上坐了一个nv的，像是醉了，整个脑袋靠在床上，头发凌乱无b。                                                                                                             又是一个过夜生活的……                                                                                                             我在心底叹了一声气，果然夜生活堕落的美感是在太好，所以才会让人着迷，喝点小酒，划点小拳，微醺了之后回去好睡多了，完了之后连梦都很少做。                                                                                                             我瞥了一眼那驾驶座上的人，在昏h的街灯上看的也不是很清楚，而且从我那角度顶多也就能够看到一侧面，而且也就是那么一瞬间的一回事。                                                                                                             但是那一瞬间，却让我手脚发凉，有点微微的颤抖，我不知道是激动的，还是因为别的。                                                                                                             那一眼，那张漂亮的侧面，刺得我心底隐约有些疼。                                                                                                             我一直以为，我真的已经以往了那个人，直到这一刻，我才发现，我是这个世界上最会自欺欺人的nv人。                                                                                                             就像是别人说的那样，我永远都忘记不掉靳骐那个人，就这么一个相像的侧面，都能够让我激动不已，能够让我指尖都开始颤抖。                                                                                                             车子很快地在我眼中消失，之前还觉得它的车速不快，但是现在却快的让人诧异，不知道是不是心理因素，总觉得这车的车速一下子加快了点。                                                                                                             一辆计程车在我身边停了下来，绿se的显示牌显示着“空车”两个字。                                                                                                             我上了车，觉得自己的指尖还在颤栗着，心脏跳的很快很快，像是要破膛而出一样，酒气好像一下子起来了，疼的厉害。                                                                                                             我不知道那人到底是不是靳骐，也不确定，我看到的只是一个侧面，一个很像靳骐的侧面。                                                                                                             我不敢想象，只是一个侧面而已就让我有这种反应，要是靳骐真的出现在我面前，那该会是怎么样的一种场景。                                                                                                             也许会当场昏过去？我猜，不过这种问题的答案基本上都要等到真的遇上了之后才会有可能得到解答的。                                                                                                             我已经很久没有做梦了，自从靳骐离开之后，我就很少做梦了，偶尔梦到帅哥，还是二维的。等到工作了之后，每天晚上回到公寓都基本上是累了个半si，倒在床上就睡，还能有什么梦可做的。                                                                                                             但是这一天晚上，我破天荒地做了梦，梦见的也不是二维的帅哥，而是真实的帅哥，那个帅哥我还很熟，熟到了骨子里面。                                                                                                             我梦见了靳骐。                                                                                                             梦里面的他还是我们那个相遇的时候那么的年轻，没有多大的改变。他就站在学校的樱花树下。                                                                                                             梦里面的季节应该是四月，樱花随风飞舞，落地成雪，他就静静地站着，不说话，脸上带着似笑非笑的笑容。                                                                                                             我站在z大人工河的另外一端，隔着河看着他，他的模样是那么的鲜明，那画面像是油画一样美丽的而又绚烂。                                                                                                             “靳骐……”                                                                                                             我高声喊着，然后一个劲地往着前走着，想要走过那一条桥走到他的身边，但是周围到处都是人，那不过二三十米的一条桥怎么也走不完。                                                                                                             我永远都和他隔了那么一段距离，看着很近，实际却很远，他是我到不了的终点，不管我再急再懊恼，我都到达不了。                                                                                                             我哭，我闹。                                                                                                             靳骐依旧站在原地，远远地看着我，他的脸上依旧挂着笑，像是在看着我，又像是g本没有看到我，然后一个消失不见。                                                                                                             最后，梦也醒了。                                                                                                             窗外yan光大好，yan光从没有拉好的窗帘里头透进来，直接地照在脸上，灼的慌。                                                                                                             我起身去拉上了窗帘，重新贴回到枕头上的时候我才发现那上面不知道什么时候sh了一大片，也不知道是口水还是什么。                                                                                                             在过两个月就是冬天了，还是找一个男人吧，我想，至少多一个人给暖暖床听上去也是一件很不错的事情，至少可以不用依赖电热毯了。                                                                                                             在床上滚了一阵，发现自己已经没有了半点睡意，我爬了起来，刷牙洗脸，然后滚去电台工作。                                                                                                             以前小时候没有接触过电台的时候，我一直都以为电台所有的节目都是直播的，等到真的在电台工作的时候，我才彻底地明白，除了一些互动的，还有交通一类的，很多节目都是录播的。                                                                                                             所以除了晚上直播的一档节目，我还需要录播其他的一些节目，偶尔别的时间档直播主持人告假的时候还要被抓过去凑数。                                                                                                             到中午吃饭的时候，我已经把需要录播的节目解决掉了，然后可以找地方晃荡一个下午或者是回住处睡一觉等傍晚的时候再出现在电台。                                                                                                             从电台出来的时候，我已经饿到饥肠辘辘，只差没有满地打滚了。                                                                                                             电台门口停着那一辆兰博基尼。                                                                                                             看着那熟悉的车型，我意外不已，怎么说我也是在电台工作了那么多年，还真从来都没有发现过我们电台有这么奢侈的主。                                                                                                             虽然说低调的白se，但是还依旧奢华的引来的不少人的瞩目，我瞅着那车，总觉得有种特别熟悉的感觉，甚至不由自主地和昨天晚上见到的那一辆做联想。                                                                                                             手机铃声在包里面欢乐地闹腾着，这个时间点会找我的绝对不是林淼淼那家伙，她还要伺候她那一班的小祖宗们吃饭，只有等到他们午睡了之后才有机会和我唠嗑。                                                                                                             我从包里面把手机m出来，看了一眼那来电显示，觉得还真有点意外。                                                                                                             按下通话键，我欢乐无b地和对方打招呼。                                                                                                             “怎么着，今天终于有空来联系我了？打算请我吃饭呢？”我问。                                                                                                             很显然的，电话那头的人不懂得理解我的幽默式作风，当然我也从来不指望李澈会像我一样嘻嘻哈哈地回答我的提问。                                                                                                             他只是冷漠地丢出一个地址，然后二话不说地挂上电话，完全一副来不来随便你的样子，多一个字都觉得有点吝啬的味道。                                                                                                             我皱了皱眉头，这家伙说话还是这么的冷冰冰没有一点人情味，也难怪一直找不到nv人，和我一样单身。                                                                                                             我还可以归咎于情伤，这个家伙，也不知道真的是作风优良还是对nv人没有兴趣，也难怪会被八卦杂志怀疑x取向有问题。                                                                                                             这么冷漠而又难相处的x子，那个nv人或是男人能承受得了呢！                                                                                                             按理说我应该拿出点大小姐风范不管不顾，可脑海里面总觉得我应该过去一趟。                                                                                                             作者有话要说：唔，自首，三天假期玩去鸟……                                                                                                             我错了，打人表打脸，我靠脸吃饭的撒……                                                                                                             正文 第二十四章                                                                                                             李澈约的地点是在他公司附近的广场的美食广场，一楼是星巴克还有从日本来的拉面店，现在午饭时间段，星巴克还有拉面店里面到处都是人。                                                                                                             李澈约在四楼上的港式茶餐厅。                                                                                                             在我进去的时候，李澈已经在餐厅里头了。他选的位子挺好，靠窗口，从窗口看出去还能够瞧见下面来来往往的车辆。                                                                                                             “哟，这么好请我吃饭？”我在李澈对面的位子上坐了下来，顺手翻着桌上的菜单。                                                                                                             “谁说我请客的，aa制。”                                                                                                             李澈拿过桌上的饮料给我面前的杯子倒了一杯，语气冷淡的要命。                                                                                                             “哇，还是不是男人啊，你日进斗金还要和我一个nv人计较这么点小钱？”                                                                                                             我瞪了一眼李澈，这男人实在是太缺德了啊，居然还aa！我不管李澈，自顾自地翻着手上的菜单，算了，要真aa，一顿两顿咱还自己买的起单。                                                                                                             “你打电话找我的呢，还要aa。”虽然心里不大介意aa，但是嘴巴上的抱怨还是少不了的。                                                                                                             “我是不是男人，你很想t验一下？”                                                                                                             李澈那略显清冷的视线扫过我，然后低下了头，打开了自己面前的菜单，若无其事地看着单子。                                                                                                             这男人！                                                                                                             真没有想到，年纪越大，没有想到他越来越往语不惊人si不休的方向前进了，每次见到他用那一张板砖一样的脸孔在那边说着这种让人震惊的话语，我都有一种想要伸出手扯扯他的面皮看看是不是真的是本人的感觉。                                                                                                             “得，我没兴趣。”                                                                                                             我摇头，对于李澈，我可没有那种想法，钻石王老五，姐姐我可没有能耐嫁入那豪门深闺，这种机会还是留给其他的姑娘进行自相残杀吧，让她们去nv人为难nv人就好。                                                                                                             点了单，又近等了半小时之后，我和李澈的菜才上了桌。                                                                                                             我们两个人都选择了海鲜饭，又点了一份龙井虾仁，瑶柱西兰花，还有一份金针菇牛r卷，还有一份蜂蜜厚士多当点心。                                                                                                             “你还不嫌你r多？”                                                                                                             李澈看着冰欺凌在蜂蜜厚士多上慢慢融化，看着我慢慢悠悠地问着。                                                                                                             “不嫌，r点看着舒服，”                                                                                                             我摇头，举着手上的叉子用力地一c到底，尽g没入，然后无b爽气地把叉子拔了出来，看着那沾着融了的冰欺凌的面包。                                                                                                             “也是，r点抱着也舒服，太瘦硌的慌。”                                                                                                             李澈点了点头，伸手握着我的手，直接把我叉子上厚士多给吃掉了，然后像是没事人一样接着吃着他的海鲜饭还有菜。                                                                                                             我看了看手上的叉子，都已经进过李澈的嘴了，他还让我怎么吃啊，而且刚刚那话，还那动作，听上去看上去怎么就那么别扭。                                                                                                             “你今天找我来，难不成有什么好事要关照我？”                                                                                                             我把叉子丢一边，g脆拿了筷子在那边当筷子用，一边吃着热乎之中带了点冰欺凌冰凉甜腻口感的蜂蜜厚士多，一边问出了口。                                                                                                             “我平常对你关照不多？”李澈微微挑了挑眉头，看着我问着。                                                                                                             听这问题，感觉像是我有多不感恩戴德一样，好吧，李澈某些方面对我的确是挺关照的，我不说，那是因为我都记在心底。                                                                                                             “那你是打算寻求报酬了？”                                                                                                             我放下了手上的叉子，看着他问，顺带地思索着自己银行卡里面还有多少存款，几张卡加起来算算，这么多年下来我的存款居然还没有十万块，搁在这个城市里面，连个卫生间都买不起……                                                                                                             我这一生还真的算是废了。                                                                                                             李澈也没有急着回答我的问话，只是静默地吃着自己的餐盘里面海鲜饭，偶尔夹两口菜，甚至连一向我最ai的蜂蜜厚士多也被他独占去了一大半。                                                                                                             因为左右都得不到他的回答，我反倒觉得有点忐忑，一顿饭吃的很不安心，食yu都b往常的时候少了一大半，食不知味地吃完一顿午饭，我在思索着要不要打包一个海鲜饭带走算了，但是一想到李澈不知道会要求有什么样的报酬，我觉得还是悠着点，毕竟这种地方也不大可能会允许人赊账吧！                                                                                                             李澈大爷终于吃饱了，背靠椅背，还很悠哉地捧着手上的杯子喝着玄米茶，一双没有多少感情的眸子扫了扫，扫的我浑身寒毛起立，那眼神感情是打算把我称斤论两给卖了吧！                                                                                                             “我是个商人。”李澈淡淡地开口。                                                                                                             我点头附和，的确是商人，而且还是一j商，难怪能够在这么几年之中就把自己的小公司ga0的有声有se，还成了媒t记者们夸耀的“时代新贵”，这不j，能成么！                                                                                                             “所以我一向不大做赔本的买卖。”李澈又补上了一句。                                                                                                             我心下一惊，猛地吞了一口口水，看来这重头戏立马就要到来了。                                                                                                             “凌墨，你觉得我对你怎么样？”                                                                                                             李澈坐正了身t，把手上的茶杯往着桌子上一摆，单身拖着腮看着我。                                                                                                             “还不错吧！”                                                                                                             我支吾了一声，反正也没b谁更坏，如果他能够不毒舌的话，我想分数会再打高一点，可惜，人无完人。人虽然要留点名声去给别人去探听，可同样的也要留点缺点给别人看，太完美的人生就有点假了啊。                                                                                                             “那你对我怎么样？”李澈又问着。                                                                                                             “你指态度？还是指待遇？”我不耻下问，这个范围有点广，一下子不大好区分。                                                                                                             “你觉得你能把这两点给区分开来？”李澈讥笑，眼神□lu0的蔑视。                                                                                                             “……还凑合吧，反正我也没对你做出什么出格的事情来过。”                                                                                                             我说，这一点很重要，虽然我有时候还是挺不爽李澈的，尤其是在他毒舌无b的时候，我还真很想在他的脸上踩上两脚，可也从来没有把这个想法付诸实践过了，也还算客气了。                                                                                                             “你还想对我做出怎么样出格的事情来？”                                                                                                             李澈皱了皱眉头，对我那回答不甚满意，从那微微有些紧绷的声音里面我都能够听出来他都有点紧张了。                                                                                                             “没啥没啥……”我急忙摆手，那种想法当然是不能说给他听的，要是知道了，我肯定没啥好果子吃。                                                                                                             “凌墨，你觉得应该给我什么样的报酬？”                                                                                                             李澈问，把这个皮球重新踢到了我的面前，让我自己决定。                                                                                                             “要不，这顿我请？”我很狗腿地建议着。                                                                                                             在我说出这句话之后，李澈看我的眼神，就像是在看一个白痴一样，忽然地嘴角上又扬起了一抹笑，那笑容看的我浑身有点发冷。                                                                                                             李澈转着手上的杯子，很漫不经心的，又像是刻意地做着这个动作。                                                                                                             “我觉得，你r偿吧！”李澈开口，就像是他转着杯子的动作一样随意，“反正你现在没男人，我没nv人，凑一起为中国结婚率添砖加瓦算了。”-                                                                                                             _-|||                                                                                                             姐我瞬间被震撼了，这男人刚刚说了啥西？这实在是太雷人了吧。什么叫做“你现在没男人，我没nv人，凑一起为中国结婚率添砖加瓦算了”这种话像是会从李澈的嘴里面冒出来么？！                                                                                                             这算是破罐子破摔还是求婚？                                                                                                             这个世界癫狂了！                                                                                                             随后，我做了今天最想做的事情，站起了身，伸手去捏了李澈的脸一把。                                                                                                             唔，国产灯泡的手感还是不错的，质量还算是有保证。                                                                                                             李澈也没有拍掉我的手，由着我做出这个放肆的动作，末了，他只是凉凉地问了一句：“m够了么，要该m一下其他地方来证实是不是本人么？”                                                                                                             我慌的立马地缩回了手，我发誓，我对李澈最熟悉的还是那张脸，对他身上其他部分我一概一无所知，请不要用有se眼光来看待我和他之间的关系。                                                                                                             “你开玩笑？”我认真无b地问着，“其实我真不觉得自己哪里b较出se。”                                                                                                             “我知道，一个宅nv，放假可以足不出户用泡面电视睡觉来解决，钱不多，或许到现在的存款连个卫生间都买不起，工作能力不强，混到现在也就勉强算是个合格的dj，也没有想要往上爬的野心，作风习惯也不好，经常丢三落四的，唯一可取之处也就算厨艺了……”                                                                                                             李澈哼了哼，说出来的话又快又狠。                                                                                                             我一头汗水，虽然都是事实，但是也不需要这么直白吧，太伤人了吧。                                                                                                             “喂喂喂，至少我还有身材吧！”                                                                                                             我抗议，虽然没有前凸后翘很魔鬼，但是至少也还在合理范围之内，么有超标地横向发展，怎么说我也算是保养到家了。                                                                                                             “唔……”李澈迟疑了一下，“如果你要勉强算上的话，我不反驳。”                                                                                                             “还有我买衣服的审美观念不错，这是得到老外肯定过的！”我想了想又补上了一句。                                                                                                             李澈冷笑。                                                                                                             “凌墨，你说的是那一次在星巴克里面遇上的已经年近七十的老外吧？”他嘲讽意味十足，“你还真好意思拿这件事情说事！”                                                                                                             我怎么不好意思了，那年近七十的老外还称赞我衣服很好看，想要给他的孙nv去买一件来着，这足以证明我还是有审美眼光在的。                                                                                                             作者有话要说：关于那个夏天，是个囧夏……                                                                                                             正文 第二十五章                                                                                                             “就你那种审美观念，那么大的人了还穿兔子装和熊熊装的，你还真好意思说。”李澈哼了哼。                                                                                                             兔子装和熊装……                                                                                                             我沉默，这真不能怪我，谁让这种东西太萌太可ai，再加上每个nv人的心中都住着一个nv孩，手上有网银，网上购物一类的g本就成了一种致命诱惑。                                                                                                             去年冬天的时候，不幸被这个男人瞧见过我穿着兔子装和熊熊装的样子，只是我没想到他至今还有印象。                                                                                                             “可我见到老外的时候，穿着是正常的！”我小声嘀咕了一声，抗议着。                                                                                                             那件事情是发生在几个月之前的夏天，那天白天我休息。                                                                                                             杭州的夏天一向是热的出奇，sh身运动那还真是小的，要是在地面上敲上一个蛋，都能变成荷包蛋。                                                                                                             我一直都很困惑，自己为什么会在那一天出门，出门也就算了，还无b装b地用撒了香水，背着笔记本电脑出门，目的地是星巴克。                                                                                                             我一直无法理解星巴克为什么会在国内那么受欢迎，明明这咖啡味道也一般，价格有高，可是还是一群人趋之若鹜，即便是现在这夏天，星巴克里面的人也不少。                                                                                                             在这个城市之中，星巴克有不少家，但是我选的地点是电脑城附近的一家星巴克，一来从我住的地方到哪有直达的公交车，而且相b较湖滨路上那几家，这边这家店b较会有位置一点，来往的也就是电脑城附近公司的人员。                                                                                                             我去的b较早，早上九点半，所有的人都在公司里面上班的时间，所以店里头还真的有点空。                                                                                                             我选了一张圆桌，朝西靠窗，光线很足，但是又yan光晒不到，重点是这里正好还有一个c座。                                                                                                             我迅速地把电脑c上，等到开机之后我才打开了包，准备拿钱包去买一杯咖啡开始装b的日子。                                                                                                             但是等到我开了钱包之后，我才发现自己居然没有带钱包！                                                                                                             这是多么悲剧的事情！                                                                                                             我把包整个倒转了一下，把里面的东西全部都倒出来，想要直接检查一下，明明应该是放在包里面的么，怎么可能还会有遗漏，难道我早上出门的时候真的忘记塞钱包了？                                                                                                             我有些沮丧，难得想要来星巴克烧一回钱，居然还会演变出这种事情来，太无语了点，难道说我应该刚走进来就要装包离开么？                                                                                                             这也实在是太掉脸了点，但是除去一台笔记本电脑之外，剩下的只有除了手机，一本笔记本和一只笔，还有一张公交卡，哦，还有三枚y币。                                                                                                             我捂脸，居然还会遇上这种事情。                                                                                                             想了想之后，我决定向人求助，在搜索过一圈求助人物的之后，我发现唯一能求助的人只有李澈。                                                                                                             李澈的公司就在附近，虽然我一次也没有去过他的公司，但是地址我还是知道的，虽然和这个男人借钱有点囧，可是我玩的b较好的人不是回老家了，就是在上班，还有出了差现在正在北京的杨逸学长。                                                                                                             腆着一张老脸，我打了李澈的电话，救人一命胜造七级浮屠，上帝会迎接他的。                                                                                                             “怎么？”                                                                                                             李澈的声音透过电波传到耳边的时候，越发显得清冷，就像是一块寒冰一样，在空调房里面，这效果加倍。                                                                                                             “唔……”                                                                                                             我支吾着，没有听到声音之前，我还觉得挺有勇气的，但是一听到他的声音之后，那勇气就像是遇到了针的气球，“嘭”的一声，爆破了。                                                                                                             “打电话过来让我听你发呆你可以再无聊一点。”李澈冷哼了两声，他这句话翻译成正常语录应该是这样的——“你有事赶紧说事，老子我很忙”。                                                                                                             我咽了一口口水，突然觉得自己就不应该打电话找他。                                                                                                             “在哪呢？”李澈又开口问着，他似乎一边和我打电话一边敲着电脑键盘，从电话里面我还能听到那细小的敲击声。                                                                                                             “星巴克。”我老老实实回答，还带了点委屈，“我忘记带钱包了。”                                                                                                             话说出来，我自己都觉得羞愧无b，                                                                                                             李澈似乎叹了一口气，声音之中也带了一点挫败的味道。                                                                                                             “哪里的星巴克？”他问。                                                                                                             我顺从地给了地址，挂了电话之后，我心情觉得有点得瑟，没有想到李澈偶尔也是会良心发现的。                                                                                                             可是，我左等右等，等了近一个小时，没等到李澈，倒是等到了一个花白头发花白胡子还有着一个篮球大小的啤酒肚的老外。                                                                                                             老外脸上带着笑，客气地询问着我身上的衣服是从哪里买的。                                                                                                             被人称赞是一件很不错的事情，所以我很飘飘然，飘飘然的结果就是完全不顾自己那破的和什么似的英文和对方交流，连b带划的，告诉他店名、地址，还有衣服的成分。                                                                                                             自打出了大学校门之后，我已经很少接触英文那东西了，就算是看美剧，也主要看的是底下的中文翻译。                                                                                                             交流了半晌之后，老外晕乎了，我也晕乎了，晕晕乎乎的老外最后留下一个晕乎我的出门了。                                                                                                             而在这个时候，李澈来了。                                                                                                             他穿着白衬衫和米se休闲k，袖子卷到了手肘处，额头有着一层细小的汗水。                                                                                                             李澈几乎是一眼就发现了坐在床边的我，他皱着眉走了过来。                                                                                                             “李澈李澈，”我得意地朝着他说，想要把刚刚的事情跟他分享，“刚刚有一老外说我衣服好看！”                                                                                                             李澈坐在了我的对面，打量了我一下，然后缓缓地开口。                                                                                                             “怎么不是看上你的人？”他问，犀利无b。                                                                                                             我有点苍凉远目，这个问题实在太是直中红心，很是难堪。                                                                                                             我斟酌了半天之后才道出了一个事实，“他看上去b我爸年纪大多了。”                                                                                                             李澈恍然。                                                                                                             “那还是看上你的衣服吧！”                                                                                                             总之，李澈的攻击力不是一般人能够承受得起的，那绝对是超越了外挂的存在，b木马还凶残，一般x的防御软件g本就不顶事。                                                                                                             “行了，不开玩笑行么！”                                                                                                             我抚着眉心，还好我没有心脏一类的问题，要是换成一般x的nv孩子，估计早吓呆过去算了。                                                                                                             李澈看着我，面无表情。                                                                                                             “我像是在开玩笑？”                                                                                                             我长叹一声，他常年都是板砖脸，不管什么时候都是这种101号表情，我哪能知道他到底是在开玩笑，还是在认真的说。                                                                                                             “好，就当你不是在开玩笑，”我浑身无力，“请问我有什么好处？”                                                                                                             李澈眯着眼睛，像是在思考我这个问题，一会之后他才缓缓地回答了。                                                                                                             “在合理范围内的所有好处。”                                                                                                             听上去，很诱惑的感觉啊~~~                                                                                                             我双手捧脸，老实说，这种桥段怎么就这么的熟悉呢，在很多台言里面不都是这么写的么，原本一对彼此相ai的男nv因为家庭压迫而不能在一起，然后男主就会因为家庭因素或者其他因素而找了一个代理妻子作为烟雾弹。                                                                                                             当然的，很多情况下都是男主对nv主矢志不渝，而万恶的配角进行各种使坏，b较让人沉痛的是，其中一些小说男主中途移情别恋，看的让人心寒无b。                                                                                                             但是这种只是yy而已。                                                                                                             “你的理由是什么？”                                                                                                             我问李澈，结果未出来之前，这原因也是很重要的，我可不会真的傻到要以身相许的地步，美得他。                                                                                                             在我问完这个问题之后，李澈有很长一段时间没有开口说话，只是静静地看着我，看到我浑身发毛。                                                                                                             末了，他招了招手，穿着工作服的服务员走上了前来。                                                                                                             “结账。”李澈说。                                                                                                             借着服务员结账的空档，我看着李澈，这男人就是刀子嘴豆腐心，嘴巴上说是aa制。到最后还不是乖乖结账了。                                                                                                             “你就老实说了吧，今天到底是怎么了？”                                                                                                             我问李澈，这家伙虽然偶尔还是会很囧，但是像是今天这样的，还真的是第一次遇上，如果说没有事情发生的话，那才叫是有鬼。                                                                                                             “觉得无聊了而已。”李澈许久才吐出了一句。                                                                                                             太无聊了？                                                                                                             我为这个问题泪流满面，居然以为这个拿我开涮。                                                                                                             “李澈，你可以再无聊一点。”我瞪他，没事拿这种事情开玩笑，也真够了他了，居然会无聊到现在这种程度。                                                                                                             “那，我有一个想要保护人。”李澈更改台词。                                                                                                             这感觉不错，有萌点！                                                                                                             我看着李澈，这种才叫真的人话，而且还是挺有萌点的，爷们啊，靠谱！                                                                                                             但是这剧情，看上就有点像是台言了，而且，重点李澈还有一个很符合小说男主的身份。果然人生b小说更加狗血。                                                                                                             但是玩儿剧情，还是得有牺牲j神的，我个人认为我还没有到这种圣母的程度，不能拿这种事情开玩笑。                                                                                                             所以，只能当做说笑来玩玩，不能当真。                                                                                                             “那行，你就接着保护呗，这事我可不能答应。”                                                                                                             我摇头，别人的事情，自己少参合，免得到时候还没吃到好果子呢，就惹的一身腥味了。                                                                                                             “对了，有件事情跟你说，你提前做好心理准备。”李澈说着，眼神之中带了点犹豫。                                                                                                             看到他那yu言又止的模样，我大概知道了几分。                                                                                                             “他回来了？”                                                                                                             我尝试x地问着，能够让李澈展现出这么犹豫的模样，大概也就是这件事情了吧。                                                                                                             这些年来，我们彼此都不谈他的话题，像是一个禁忌，我原以为他再也不会出现在我的人生之中，原来不过只是空想而已。                                                                                                             李澈脸上划过讶异，从他这表情看来，我想应该就是不离十了。                                                                                                             “你该不会就是因为他回来了，所以才约我出来吃饭的，还有说刚刚那些话的？”我好奇地问。                                                                                                             李澈冷哼了一声，“少往自己脸上贴金！”                                                                                                             我吐了吐舌，我又自我感觉良好了么？！
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